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Greg makes a scene on an airplane when somebody farts 3 times in 15 minutes.  After a week in Woodstock, NY he reports back on the state of hippies and swimming in the nude.


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  • Matt

    love the solo Greg shows- only Mike Gibbons would make it better!

  • Ken Catsmeow05

    Yup you hit the Asian thing right on the head, My dad farts in public at will with no shame!

  • David

    That farting on the plane story made me laugh. You should be in a show where things like this happen. You’ve got the look and sound that would make it work. Kind of like a middle aged guy’s Curb Your Enhtusiasm. Probably sounds lame but what do I know.
    Also while you were assassinating the wannabe comedian, couldn’t help thinking of a possible father-son conversation between him and his old man on the way home:
    Son: “wow wasn’t that Greg a nice guy. It was such a privelege to meet him. I hope I didn;t come across like I was trying too hard or anything cos I really respect him”
    Father: “no he seemed to really like you. Hey didn;t he say he had a podcast?”
    Son: “Yes he did. Hey maybe he’ll mention something about the weekend on the pdcast – lets make sure we don’t miss it”
    Father: “Yeah great we could make it a thing – get the family over, do a buffet. Hey maybe he’ll even mention you?”
    Son: “Nooooooo, why on Earth would he mention me? Wow that’d be crazy. Do you think Dad? Oh my God. It was such an honour to meet a real pro like that.”

    Ahhhhh I’m just messing with you, I know he was cocky and obnoxious and nothing like the dialogue above. Just made me laugh so had to write it down.

  • King Edward the First

    Wow you sure are a brave man, Greg Fitzsimmons. Tearing into the Asians like that in the most vulgar “ching chong Chinaman” type of way, and then following it up with the most cowardly “critique“ of Jewish Power I’ve ever heard. You made it seem like you were being such a brave champion of free speech because you had the nerve, the gall, the temerity to say “Jews are so successful because they are just so darned smart!” Whoa! Did he just say that? Give that man a medal for free speech! Really? That’s the best you could come up with? Anyone with dial-up knows that the media is owned by Jews and their “Shabbos Goyim”. Your slave mind is programmed to auto-correct itself whenever you feel yourself about to say anything remotely critical of Jews. Here are some censored ideas you will never say out loud unless you want to be “put out to Sanchez”: Jews get and monopolize their power through nepotism, cronyism, and ethnic networking. What they accused WASPs of doing 50 years ago, they now do openly. But unlike WASPs, Jews are famously unscrupulous in their means. Financial fraud, bribes, organized crime, pimping, pornography, intimidation, bootlegging… Jews are hugely successful in these activities. Also unlike WASPs, Jews are a 2% percent minority, and they operate by one credo: “Is it good for the Jews?” And unlike WASPs and especially unlike Catholics, Jews see nothing wrong with Usury. As a Catholic, I would think you might be at least a teeny bit aware of the Church’s historical attitude toward Usury aka Jewsury. May I suggest listening to Father Coughlin’s radio broadcasts which were made back when free speech existed.

    I know you’re in the entertainment industry and I know you have a family to feed, so I know you probably live in fear of becoming the next Rick Sanchez, Helen Thomas, or Mel Gibson. And I don’t blame you for playing it safe! You are just being pragmatic. But then to turn around and pick on the weakest guy in the room, that is called COWARDICE. Here’s some news for you, Greg. Jews are not the underdog, they are the new ruling elite. If you refer to them in anything but the most flattering terms, your name will go on a hate list and will never be removed. As President Truman wrote in 1947, “The Jews, I find are very selfish… When they have power, physical or political, neither Hitler nor Stalin has anything on them for cruelty or mistreatment to the underdog.” Wow! Back when people were honest.

    The Western Man is a shell of his former self. He can’t even say something true anymore. We are living behind a new Iron Wall of the most kosher kind. Not quite as bad as the Soviet Iron Wall but just as kosher all the same. Did you know that in the Soviet Union the “crime” of anti-semitism was punishable by death? It was a capital crime. You could be executed for saying unflattering things about the Jews. This was at the same time churches were being burned and Catholic Bishops were being tortured. Listen to what the leftwing philosopher Bertrand Russell wrote in 1920: “Bolshevism is a close tyrannical bureaucracy, with a spy system more elaborate and terrible than the Tsar’s, and an aristocracy as insolent and unfeeling, composed of Americanised Jews. No vestige of liberty remains, in thought or speech or action. I was stifled and oppressed by the weight of the machine as by a cope of lead.” Sound familiar? Greg Fitzimmons, In the name of the 60 million Christian victims of Judeo-Bolshevism, please stop being a coward. Or at the very least be consistent with your cowardice.

    P.S. – Have fun at your next porn convention where you can high five all your Jewish pimp buddies as you gawk at all the teen-aged sex-slaves.

  • Ali

    Hi Greg. Just checking in to say that I find you loathsome. Thanks.