Greg on Jim & Eddie TalkS hit!

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Greg is the guest in this week’s Talkin’ Shit with Jim Jefferies and Eddie Ifft! Episode “Hijacked by Rednecks”

Greg on Channel 12 AZ!

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Check out Greg on the Channel 12 News on Arizona! So smooth.

Greg in AZ Sports & Lifestyle

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Check out the interview in AZ Sports & Lifestyle! Maybe you’ll learn something.

Greg on G4’s Top 100 Video Games!

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If you are a fan of video games, I will be commenting in a sarcastic, caustic but like-able way about my favorites on G4 June 11-15 at 8PM. “Top 100 Video Games of All Time“. And you thought my Talking Head days were over.


For additional information on G4’s Top 100 Video Games of All Time, go to and and follow on Twitter @G4TV.

Airplane Jokes

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Flying back from Ohio this past fall I’m standing behind an Old Lady in the security line. As her one carry-on bag disappears into the X-Ray Machine, an alarm goes off and Airport Security jumps into action. You have to watch the old ones; they have less to live for.

Her bag, now unzipped, reveals a furry white cat. The x-ray machine clearly states that it will damage your film, but I guess she thinks it will be fine for the live animal. Then I think, maybe the cat is sick; the old lady can’t afford radiation treatments & now she takes him to the airport a few times a week for a blast.

I’m wearing an Ohio State University sweatshirt. It was given to me after my show the night before, and as I trudge towards my gate a guy walks past me and says, “Go Bucks.” As a non- sports fan I have no idea what he is talking about. Three or four more knuckleheads bark this at me before I snap and say, “What the hell are you talking about?” Turns out The Ohio State Buckeyes are the #1 College Football team in the country at that time. I go from annoyed to kind of happy that I am being associated with champions. It doesn’t bother me that people are only cheering for a garment I am wearing, or that I know absolutely nothing about college football. I am being treated like a winner, and I don’t get that a lot. I start screaming back, “Go Bucks!”

Most things you wear don’t solicit big reactions from people. Nobody walks past a woman with a cross around her neck and says, “Go Christ”. I’ve never seen a girl in a Hooters T-shirt and screamed, “Go Titties!” I spotted a 20-year-old dude sitting at a red light yesterday in a BMW. He was yapping on his cell and sipping an enormous Starbucks, which he almost spilled as I stuck my head in his window and screamed, “TRUST FUND!” He was a winner.

Talk Your Way Out of It with Bill Lawrence

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Master of awkward situations, Greg Fitzsimmons, puts yet another guest to the test with Talk Your way out of it. Will Bill Lawrence, creator of Scrubs and Cougar Town, buckle under the pressure or will he rise to the occasion? Watch and find out!

Talk Your Way Out of It with Christopher Titus

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Watch as comedian Christopher Titus talks his way out of an awkward situation that may or may not end in tears.

Talk Your Way Out of It! with Larry Miller

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Always a gentleman, comedian Larry Miller handles an awkward situation with style and class in this week’s Talk Your Way Out of It.

Talk Your Way Out of It! with Andy Dick

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Watch as Andy Dick uses the cutting edge of science to talk his way out of it!

Greg in Splitsider

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The first and only time I met Steven Wright was for a week in 1983, when I running the Comedy Underground in Seattle. One night he asked me to watch his act, to help him figure out why he wasn’t connecting with the crowd. He would do his set and scan the audience but, while he was looking at them, he wasn’t looking AT them. I gave him this observation and he thanked me. Never sure if he paid it any mind, nor have I seen him since. But during his appearance on Fitzdog Radio this week, I finally know what that blank scan was all about. “I was terrified,” he reveals to host Greg Fitzsimmons. Turns out the the first few years he was doing standup, he had trouble remembering his act joke to joke and he would blank out. After a few seconds, he’d take any joke his panicked mind could recall and say that, which eventually led to the purposely pauseful act he’s now famous for, as well as the halting stream of non-sequiturs. The early days of Boston comedy, his love/hate relationship with Hollywood, why he has so much trouble writing a feature-length film — he is equally forthcoming the rest of the chat, an interview deftly handled by Fitzsimmons even though (or perhaps because) he is an unabashed fanboy when it comes to Wright. A must-hear for any comic nerd.

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