1 hour taping went great!

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Greg on Lohud.com!

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Interview on 24/7 Comedy!

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Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up comedian who has been seen all over the comedy club circuit and on TV—he is even an Daytime Emmy Award winner for his writing/producing work on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show.” In this “Quinnterview” with Quinn from 24/7 Comedy Radio, Fitzsimmons talks about the joy of being a writer, life as a comedian on the road and what he has coming up. Check it out!

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Greg’s Kids Give Their First Interview

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Fitzdog Radio Returns to the Nerdist

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Fitzdog Radio returns to Nerdmelt for another LIVE podcast taping! Get tix now for what will be the most talked about podcast taping in history. Big name guest MATT WALSH (UCB, Veep, Old School, Hangover, Due Date) and games with the audience! Bring raincoats and antibiotics.

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Greg on Jim & Eddie TalkS hit!

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Greg is the guest in this week’s Talkin’ Shit with Jim Jefferies and Eddie Ifft! Episode “Hijacked by Rednecks”

Greg on Channel 12 AZ!

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Check out Greg on the Channel 12 News on Arizona! So smooth.

Greg in AZ Sports & Lifestyle

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Check out the interview in AZ Sports & Lifestyle! Maybe you’ll learn something.

Greg on G4’s Top 100 Video Games!

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If you are a fan of video games, I will be commenting in a sarcastic, caustic but like-able way about my favorites on G4 June 11-15 at 8PM. “Top 100 Video Games of All Time“. And you thought my Talking Head days were over.


For additional information on G4’s Top 100 Video Games of All Time, go to http://G4TV.com/Top100 and http://www.facebook.com/G4TV and follow on Twitter @G4TV.

Airplane Jokes

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Flying back from Ohio this past fall I’m standing behind an Old Lady in the security line. As her one carry-on bag disappears into the X-Ray Machine, an alarm goes off and Airport Security jumps into action. You have to watch the old ones; they have less to live for.

Her bag, now unzipped, reveals a furry white cat. The x-ray machine clearly states that it will damage your film, but I guess she thinks it will be fine for the live animal. Then I think, maybe the cat is sick; the old lady can’t afford radiation treatments & now she takes him to the airport a few times a week for a blast.

I’m wearing an Ohio State University sweatshirt. It was given to me after my show the night before, and as I trudge towards my gate a guy walks past me and says, “Go Bucks.” As a non- sports fan I have no idea what he is talking about. Three or four more knuckleheads bark this at me before I snap and say, “What the hell are you talking about?” Turns out The Ohio State Buckeyes are the #1 College Football team in the country at that time. I go from annoyed to kind of happy that I am being associated with champions. It doesn’t bother me that people are only cheering for a garment I am wearing, or that I know absolutely nothing about college football. I am being treated like a winner, and I don’t get that a lot. I start screaming back, “Go Bucks!”

Most things you wear don’t solicit big reactions from people. Nobody walks past a woman with a cross around her neck and says, “Go Christ”. I’ve never seen a girl in a Hooters T-shirt and screamed, “Go Titties!” I spotted a 20-year-old dude sitting at a red light yesterday in a BMW. He was yapping on his cell and sipping an enormous Starbucks, which he almost spilled as I stuck my head in his window and screamed, “TRUST FUND!” He was a winner.

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