Some Tips on Circumcision

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My son is not circumcised.  Shortly before he was born the A.M.A. announced they were no longer recommending the procedure.  This has not influenced many parents who continue slicing a small piece of penis off their baby boys for no other reason than, “It’s a tradition in our culture”.  Well, we used to sacrifice virgins too, but we stopped doing that.  After all, once you kill the virgins, all you have left are the whores.

Another rationale you hear is, “His penis should look like his father’s”.  That doesn’t even make sense.  That is admitting that you believe in genital plastic surgery so your kid’s dick looks like Dads.  Why?  I don’t think I ever saw my father’s penis.  Not flaccid, anyway.  (Different Blog).

“But the other boys will tease him if he looks different!”  Yes.  But he can tease them right back for staring at another guy’s junk.  “Fag” is a very powerful comeback for a 9 year old.

A waitress I met in Cleveland said I’d made a big mistake.  She told me she’d been with a guy once who wasn’t ‘regular’ and it was like (and I quote) “Ewww”.  I’m kind of hoping that Skank Bags like her are not part of my son’s future.  The kind of women who will be mad at me for not mutilating my son’s genitals for their sucking pleasure.

And that is what it is, plain and simple, Genital Mutilation.   There are dozen’s of Human Right’s Groups around the world who rightfully campaign to stop that from happening to girls in Africa, but right here it is dismissed as just the way things are done.  Would you slice off a piece of Vagina?  It is sick to even think about.  Of course you wouldn’t, because it is wrong.  I mean, shave off the hair definitely; that stuff is nasty.  But leave the poor vagina alone.

If you are going to chop something off your son, chop off an earlobe.  He’ll look like a badass when he gets older and it’ll give him some character.  And if the other kids are making fun of him because he is different, he can just say, “I lost my earlobe in a knife fight with a Doctor who was trying to hack my schlong.  I see you’ve got your whole ear, so I guess he got yours.”


Pete Holmes

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Pete Holmes talks with Greg about podcasting, philosophy, and pornography. Check out his podcast “You Made It Weird” from the Nerdist, and peteholmes.com for more.

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John Henson

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John Henson joins Greg to talk youthful rebellion and narrowly avoiding death, bad effects of food in ones system, and play a round of Overheards.
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Russell Peters chokes out producer Kevin.


Russell Peters

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Greg talks to Russell Peters at the Laugh for Sight Benefit about the easiest ways to win a bar fight and Russell is nice enough to demonstrate on producer Kevin Kraft

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Adam Carolla joins Greg to talk about the pitfalls of book writing, top “spank-able” moments in their lives, and porn site preferences.

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Greg and Dana Gould talk the joys of family bigotry, Greg’s anger in Mexico, and a round of
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Fred Stoller

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Greg and Fred Stoller discuss neurosis and comedy, bullying and failed skiing movie pitches.

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Greg talks with comedian Jake Johannsen about working on the David Letterman show, comedic probability of success, constructing a podcast for Jake, and debut the new game “This is What You’re Talking About”.

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In Lake Tahoe, Greg sits down with Howie Nave to discuss funny moments from the past
of Cal/Nevada comedy,then is joined by Dana Eagle to talk rising as a comic, and dealing
with coming out.
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