Greg and Andy Dick

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Greg has the infamous Andy Dick, who’s been in the news lately for a few incidents, do the podcast from his home!
Greg and Andy note very early that they have to dance around some of the news surrounding Andy’s pending litigation, so they jump right into masturbation talk. Is Greg too harsh? Marc Maron might be upset with Greg, and Andy asked him before they started recording to be cool, but Greg says it’s just him worrying about things being exciting enough. They go through the steps Andy took to get back in the news recently, take your Twitter questions, explain why and HOW Andy Dick lives in a SHED next to a house he paid for, and cap it off with some glory hole talk.
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Greg has the infamous Andy Dick, who’s been in the news lately for a few incidents, do the podcast from his home!

Greg and Andy note very early that they have to dance around some of the news surrounding Andy’s pending litigation, so they jump right into masturbation talk. Is Greg too harsh? Marc Maron might be upset with Greg, and Andy asked him before they started recording to be cool, but Greg says it’s just him worrying about things being exciting enough. They go through the steps Andy took to get back in the news recently, take your Twitter questions, explain why and HOW Andy Dick lives in a SHED next to a house he paid for, and cap it off with some glory hole talk.

Enjoy.


Greg, Scott Ian, Pearl, and Eric Leiderman

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Greg chats with Pearl, Eric and Scott Ian from the band Pearl for this week’s tempo setting podcast. Greg shows of his metal knowledge by calling Slayer Flair, the group debates if Madonna has C-cups, and Scott talks about losing his virginity to an older lady on Fire Island when he was thirteen. They take your twitter questions and all your Overheards, Greg explains the racial cell phone dividing lines, and Greg has special news about his book.

Pearl and Fitz

Pearl and Fitz


Coming Up on Monday: Pearl

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Coming on Greg Fitzsimmons Show and Fitzdog Radio this week is Pearl! Check them out on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Be sure to send in your twitter questions for Greg, Pearl Aday, and Scott Ian NOW … just @ reply to @gregfitzshow

PEARL TOUR DATES

April 17 Las Vegas, NV @ Cheyenne Saloon

April 18 Aspen, CO @ Belly Up

April 20 Kansas City, MO  @ Aftershock

April 22 Minneapolis, MN @ The Rock

April 23 Appleton, WI @ Revolution

April 24 Rockford, IL @ Kryptonite Bar

April 26 Chicago, IL @ Double Door

April 28 New York, NY @ The Studio at Webster Hall

April 29th New Jersey @ Brighton Bar

May 1 Kingston, NY  @ The Basement

May 2 Harrisburg, PA @ Dragonfly

May 5 Tulsa, OK @ The Otherside

May 7 Tempe, AZ @ Club House

http://www.cheersloverock.com

http://www.myspace.com/pearl


Greg on Vacation / Writing in Florida

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Greg does the podcast in Florida while attempting to both vacation AND write the book he owes his publisher. He brought his family out to his mom’s place, and has plenty to say about the entire ordeal that has become his trip so far, while talking about the enjoying the holiday and his birthday. He takes the time to play one of the trademark FitzDog games, Rank ‘Em, which he plays by himself.

We’ll be back in the studio doing the LIVE show on Stern 101, as the well as the podcast, next week, be sure to tune in!

Pie


Greg and Tom Arnold

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Greg, Mike Gibbons, and Tom Arnold discuss the widest ranging topics in podcast history. Greg scolds producer Mike Cioffi for talking while recording, Tom talks about almost throwing down with the cast of Seinfeld, and they take your twitter questions. Tom gets hustled by a Make-a-Wish recipient who never ended up dying, they learn that poison ivy doesn’t cause anal bleeding, and Tom announces Gov. Arnold is bringing Chinese money over to build high speed rail connecting north and south California, and possibly the new stadium somewhere in the inland Empire.

Tom’s Stand Up Dates:

March 26-27 in Pleasanton, CA at Tommy T’s Comedy House

April 9-10 in Huntington, WV at Huntington Funny Bone

April 30 in Temecula, CA at Pechanga Resort & Casino


Greg and Andy Richter

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Greg talks to comedian and former Tonight Show sidekick Andy Richter in Andy’s family room. They talk about etymology of sidekick, and bottom bitches. They talk about Andy’s dad being gay and coming out when he was a child. They talk about all the topics YOU want to hear Andy talk about: Tiger Woods, Catholic scandals, retiring and enjoying crack, jewish food, Greg being an angry Irishman.
They play the standard games, Overheard, Liar’s Poker, and Rank ‘Em, and take your Twitter questions.
They also talk about Conan and the late night situation.

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Greg talks to comedian and former Tonight Show sidekick Andy Richter in Andy’s family room. They talk about etymology of sidekick, and bottom bitches. They talk about Andy’s dad being gay and coming out when he was a child. They talk about all the topics YOU want to hear Andy talk about: Tiger Woods, Catholic scandals, retiring and enjoying crack, jewish food, Greg being an angry Irishman.

They play the standard games, Overheard, Liar’s Poker, and Rank ‘Em, and take your Twitter questions.

They also talk about Conan and the late night situation.


Greg with Ally Walker and Josh Goldin

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Greg chats with actress Ally Walker and writer/director Josh Goldin to this week’s podcast to mark the release of the film Wonderful World on DVD. Greg recaps his interview with Matthew Broderick, and we find out if he approves of his wife wearing blackface to his funeral,  Greg  embarrass Ally with his enjoyment of her nude scenes, and Hollywood’s discrimination of the Irish and their genetically superior livers is discussed. The group recalls the good old days when a parent could really rough up their kids, they take your twitter questions, and Greg finds a sexy potential date for producer Mike Cioffi.

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Josh, Ally, and Greg

Caitlin and Suzy

Cioffi and Caitlin

Caitlin, Greg, and Suzy


Greg at the Night of 140 Tweets

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Greg heads to the Night of 140 Tweets to help Haiti. He interviews:

Ben Stiller – Has a crush on Greg’s wife
Dane Cook – on his Myspace fame and recent Howard Stern appearance
Dave Foley – On the pecking order of Twitter in comedy and the 2010 Winter Olympics
Weird Al Yankovic – Nicest guy in the business
Bob Saget – He works blue
Janina Gavankar – they talk about the Dutch fucking other countries
Michael Ian Black – Former cohort from Best Week Ever
Neal Brennan – Who talks about Dave Chappelle
Kerri Kinney – She talks to Greg about their dads working together back in the day
Dana Gould – Talks about his pilot
Greg Behrendt – Shares his tweet
Joanna Angel – Gets help on her tweet/joke from Greg
David Wain – On going meta
BJ Porter – Greg gets confused with BJ Novak and turns his back on
Mary Lynn Rajskub – Friend of the show

Nightof140Tweets

Night of 140 Tweets


How to Deal with Hecklers

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5 point method for handling  hecklers

1. Square off your feet. Take one step towards them, and repeat whatever it is they just said. This will ensure that everyone in the crowd is aware of what is going on and it buys you an extra 5 seconds to size them up.

2. Size them up. Look for any birth defects, ethnic impurities, sexual deviations, like homosexuality or in a perfect world, they are the 3rd or 5th wheel at their table). Like Wild Kingdom, or Keeping Up With The Kardashians, a predator must separate and destroy the weak.

3. Destroy the weak. Kill them with kindness. You have already established that there is a douche bag iin the house, now you have to establish that you as the comedian are a good and decent person. This will enable you to push the heckler towards suicide following the performance. Say something nice about the heckler with as little irony and sarcasm as possible. This will throw him/(drunken) her off balance.

4. Pushing the heckler over the edge. Take the spark of pity that you have created from step 3, and douse it with one gallon barrel high octane comedic cruelty. The table has been set and now it’s time for the heckler to eat a basket of deep-fried shit (which will count as part of his two drink minimum). He will want very badly to walk out the door at this point.

5. Kicking him out the door. Don’t stop. You are not only policing this situation but sending a message to any other potential hecklers in the crowd. Pile on and then pile on a little bit more. And then a lot more. It may feel wrong, but let’s face it, but let’s face it, you are telling dick jokes to drunks in a mini-mall, not lecturing on public safety to a middle school.

The crowd has two choices at this point, the Philadelphia Flyers “Nananana.. hey, hey, hey, hey… good-bye” song or feeling sorry for the heckler and turning on you. The latter is preferred (latter means second, by the way). Now you have license to ejaculate all childhood rage in the faces of these ungrateful laid off factory workers, calling themselves a crowd. I once experienced this an hour and 10 minutes into a set in Minneapolis. I informed the crowd that because of their failure, I would be walking all 300 people from the room. For the next 45 minutes, I assaulted them with AIDS jokes, 911 jokes and Viking jokes, while counting the numbers down as people paid their checks and left. When I hit 200, I congratulated the survivors and did 10 classic minutes from the Fitz of Laughter album, available if you email your receipt for my book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons to Alice at fitzdogradio@gmail.com


Greg and Sam Simon

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Greg invites Simpson’s Co-Creator Sam Simon and comedian Leslie “Big Les” Jones to the Fitzdog man cave for this weeks intense podcast. The group agrees on intern Brian’s low sexual potential, they chat about last weekend’s Academy Awards, and Leslie searches for a man to tell her to shut up. Greg describes to Leslie what could have been between them if he weren’t married, they take your twitter questions, and Greg aces his sponsor plugs.

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Brian Greg and Leslie


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